#yes this is because of the spider

[wellthebardsdead]

Evalien: *suddenly drops back down from sheogoraths realm dressed like Alice from wonderland and holding a basket of cheese and the wabbajack*

Kaidan: *catches her as she floats down and sets her back on her feet* Whot, in the mind boggling fockery just happened?!

Taliesin: *holding her armour* one minute you were here the next we were worried you’d run off naked somewhere!

Evalien: oh- don’t worry about it, just visiting an old friend. *picks up a piece of cheese and eats it… only to shrink down to half taliesins height* Oh!

Kaidan: Ha! Now you really are a dwarf.

Taliesin: HOW DO WE REVERSE THAT?!

Evalien: hm?… *licks another piece of cheese and fills the corridor as she grows to 10 times their size* UGH!

Taliesin: STOPLICKINGTHEDAMNEDTHING!!!!

*meanwhile outside*

Lucien: do you think they’re okay in there?

Inigo: I’m sure it’s fine our friends can handle anything-

Caryalind: *taps his shoulder and points to a window where a giant shoe is poking through* …

Lucien: oh dear.

Gore: *walks over with khash* whatd we miss- *looks at the shoe* …Wow.

[pokimoko]

I can't keep being fundamentally changed as a person by animated movies, it's just not sustainable.

[thatshadowgastwhore]

You can make an argument that any big three kid is the oldest, except for Jason.

Like, biologically, Percy has aged the most, he’s physically 17, which is more than any of the rest of them has reached

Thalia has mentally aged/matured the most, even if she stopped biologically aging at 15 years and 364 days, and should chronologically be in her 20s but spent some time as a tree where she aged slower.

Chronologically, Hazel was born the longest time from the present day, but she also died, and was in the underworld for decades before being resurrected, so that time didn’t really count for her, and she’s physically like 14.

Nico has been alive for the most time, but for 70 years he was in a place where he couldn’t physically age. He’s like…15 now and is aging normally, but has been alive since world war 2.

And then there’s Jason. Who had no wacky time shenanigans and died and didn’t come back. (Yet) honestly, and outlier who should not have been counted

[gorebonk]

Making good use of his aac

[whaliiwatching]

one in a million admirers…

based on ofc this prompt

[skiaskai]

that young man, with the soft smile

[corpusdiem-seizethedead]

Pentious: Ssssay, where'ssss Angel? I wanted to assssk him for advice on assssking sssomeone out…

Husk: Uh-what? No, you really shouldn't.

Pentious: What? Why not?

Husk: Angel is a dumbass. He doesn't know shit about love.

Pentious: He's literally your boyfriend.

Husk: That's exactly how I know that.

[milimeters-morales]

just a few of the photos i’ve collected over time of comic Miles eating. i really wanted to include that photo of him and his dad eating together on top of a diner in this but i didn’t feel like going back in the comics to find it

[braisedhoney]

we’re supposed to be the good guys.

[uncharted-constellations]

Miles 🩷

Anyways it’s really cool that marvel had a character who was suddenly introduced into a new timeline where they didnt previously exist and has to deal with the ramifications of that alongside the loss of their previous mentor figure and friends.

And its really on brand that they barely explored any of that with miles and made up a new white boy with some extra fanfiction style sad ritz to have that storyline instead 🤡

[totallynotqueer]

Hey guys so I physically have to say this. You CAN NOT be punk and homophobic. You cannot be punk and racist. You cannot be punk and transphobic.You cannot be punk and ableist. You cannot be punk and a bigot. You are not punk if you spread hate. You are not punk. And don’t say “but you’re spreading hate rn” you know damn fucking well what I mean based on the context of this post. Punks are not racist or homophobic or transphobic or ableist. Punks are a safe space for minorities and always will be. Fuck off with the biggotry.

Protect your friends. Protect your family. Protect those who can’t protect themselves. Down with cops and capitalism and the ruling power.

[glacier-shrimp]

In case you're wondering why I haven't posted art for ~3 weeks... Yeah, this would be why lol. (That and new job!) I really love how these came out though!!

[nymphapunkcake]

𝘐 𝘭𝘰𝘷𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘣𝘢𝘥 𝘣𝘰𝘺 + 𝘮𝘢𝘨𝘪𝘤𝘢𝘭 𝘨𝘪𝘳𝘭 𝘷𝘪𝘣𝘦𝘴 .*♡¸.•*:.☆*.:｡.✿

[sanders-sides-uncorrect-quotes]

More Virgil in the White Lies AU because I just can't stop drawing him

[torukmaktoskxawng]

Keep scrolling if you blame Spider

Spider, who is literally still a child by human standards.

Spider, who never gave away Jake's or the Omatikaya's location.

Spider, who cares about the Sullys' safety over his own.

Spider, who didn't want any blood on his hands or a guilty conscience if he left someone to die.

Spider, who just didn't want anyone else to get hurt.

Spider, who never betrayed the Na'vi (unlike Jake but hey, who's counting that, right?)

Spider, who had to fend for himself to survive the toughest events because he didn't have an adult who would tear the world apart for him like the Sully children do.

Spider, who loves Pandora and Eywa.

Spider, who just wanted to be one of Her children because he never knew what it was like for a mother to love him.

Spider, who probably understands Eywa's whole "balance of life" meaning more than others.

Spider, who already lost Neteyam but he couldn't afford to lose anyone else in his life, no matter how terrible they are as a person.

Spider, who helped Jake save Kiri and Tuk when everyone else was still too shocked to move.

Spider, who chose mercy over violence/death.

Spider, who did what he could to survive (I'd like to see how YOU would react under such pressure. It all seems obvious and easy watching from the other side of the screen, right?)

Spider, who was likely being misled, brainwashed, and gaslit by the Recoms.

Spider, who is clearly a victim but hey, let's blame him for simply being a decent human being, right?

Spider, who likely thought he owed Quaritch after he saved him from being tortured.

Spider, who likely thought he owed Quaritch for giving him life.

Spider, who just wanted a father who was proud of him.

Spider, who has been clearly neglected by the heroes (Jake and Neytiri) but doesn't openly or verbally blame them.

Spider, who doesn't purposely threaten children's lives like Quaritch and Neytiri do.

Spider, who just wanted to be one of the People.

Spider, who wouldn't have made those difficult choices had he been properly loved and raised.

Spider, who is as easy to blame as Lo'ak for endangering the people they love (but again, no one's counting, right?)

Spider, who is clearly not a villain, just misunderstood.

Spider, who wasn't raised by the village but didn't burn it down to feel its warmth because he's not petty, not vindictive, not evil, and not a killer.

Spider, who is. A. Child.

[demigod-of-the-agni]

Shameless Koffee with DD/Koffee with Karan ripoff, because that's what Pavitr would have wanted

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